There was a cucumber, a pickle, and

Admin · 2011-08-24 18:30:32

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."

The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."

The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."

Snowy · 2011-08-30 09:08:31

haha

Crottehof · 2011-11-11 04:06:46

Recipes for chicken
Preparation:
Flatten chicken; place chicken breast halves between pieces of plastic wrap and gently pound until thinned out and uniform in size. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. In a large heavy skillet, heat olive oil and butter over medium heat. Add chicken breasts. Cook for about 5 minutes, until browned, then turn. Add mushrooms and cook for about 5 minutes longer. Add green onions and apple brandy and cook for another minute, until chicken is cooked through and mushrooms are tender. Add cream and thyme; simmer until thickened. Taste and add salt and pepper if needed.

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#1 2011-08-24 18:30:32

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and

#2 2011-08-30 09:08:31

Re: There was a cucumber, a pickle, and

#3 2011-11-11 04:06:46

Re: There was a cucumber, a pickle, and

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