This guy was sitting peacefully and reading a paper when suddenly his wife walked up from behind him and hits him on the back of the head with a magazine.
"Why in gods name did you do that for?" he asked.
She shouted, "I heard you talking on the phone with your poker buddies, about how great Lisa and Gina were the other night!"
The husband giggled as he explains to his wife: "a couple weeks ago I won a real huge pot in poker, thanks to two pocket Queens. I than decided to call them Lisa and Gina!"
"Oh sweetie, I'm so sorry," she said. "I really should have known that there was a good explanation."
A week later as the unsuspecting husband is watching a ball game on the television, again his wife walks up to him and hits him in the hard on the back of the head, this time she uses an iron frying pen, which knocked him senseless.
When eventually woke up he asked his wife, surprised, "What in gods name did you do that for?"
She quietly replied..........."Your pair of pocket queens just called."