How do you know when your girlfriend is too young. when you have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth.

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Statistics show that 9 out of 10 people DO enjoy gang rape. (think about it)

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A Guy comes home to find his girlfriend sitting on the stairs crying with her bags packed. Whats going on he askes. I am leaving you coz ive heard your a peadophile. "peadophile", "peadophile" he replies thats a big word for a 14 year old.

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A 6 year old kid comes home from school and sits down on the couch next 2 his dad,
the dad asks how his first day of school went. The kid replied,
good, but all the kids kept talking about a vagina, and Im not sure what that is.
The dad told the kid the vagina is a beautiful thing before sex it looks like a beautiful rose in bloom,
the kid asked well what does it looks like after sex the dad proceeded to tell him,
well son, have ever seen a bulldog eat mayonaise

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A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark woods. The little boy says
Mister, Iam scared These woods are really creepy.
The pedophile replies, How do you think I feel I have to walk back all by myself.